Otakon Silliness

Sometimes, my mind just wanders. And here is the result. This based on the lyrics used by The Animals for thier version of The House of the Rising Sun.

There is a convention in Baltimore
They call the O-takon
And it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I’m one

My mother was a cosplayer
She sewed my sailor suit
My father was a moe otaku
Way down in Baltimore

Now the only thing an otaku needs
Is a bodypillow and the internet
And the only time you keep him satisfied
Is when he’s watching anime

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Don’t spend your life on moe and merchandise
In the convention of the O-takon

I got one foot on the platform
The other on a train
And I’m going back to Baltimore
To watch the anime

Yeah, there is a convention in Baltimore
They call the O-takon
And it’s been the ruins of many a poor boy
And God, I know I’m one